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Seas & Greetings from Coochie 🌊🎅 (Did you see what I did there? 😉)
Island news, community cheer and a little Christmas magic drifting your way.
Adaire Palmer

Adaire Palmer

Dec 24, 2025

 


From the Helm⚓

 

As I write this, the compass is wobbling slightly. Not from rough seas, but from heat shimmer, random thunderclaps, cicadas screaming their summer anthem, and the unmistakable feeling that the year has well and truly sailed into the sunset.

 

Christmas on Coochie doesn’t arrive with snow or silence. It arrives hot. Loud. Salty. With bare feet, sandy towels, and a calendar that suddenly feels very optional. And honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

To everyone on our little island, and to those reading along from further shores, I send my deepest and warmest season’s greetings. Warmest in spirit… and let’s be real, warmest in temperature too. Hydration is festive now.

 

This time of year always invites reflection. On what we’ve weathered. What we’ve learned. Who helped steady the ship when the winds kicked up. And what we’re quietly ready to leave behind, tossed overboard with a grateful nod. (More on this with the New Year Edition next week)

 

Coochie has once again shown what it does best. Community. Connection. Turning up. Whether it’s volunteers, organisers, creatives, quiet helpers, or the people who simply check in on their neighbours, the heartbeat of this island remains strong and generous.

 

As we head into Christmas Eve on the beach, carols on the breeze, and

 

Santa arriving by decidedly non-traditional means, (and quite possibly doing a 'drive by' on water skis,) it feels like a good moment to pause at the helm. To take stock. To breathe. To appreciate the view. And to remember that no matter how choppy the wider waters may feel, this community knows how to sail together.

 

Wherever you find yourself this Christmas, may your anchor hold firm, your sails catch a kind breeze, and your horizon feel hopeful. Thank you for being part of this shared voyage.

Now… sunscreen on, esky packed, and see you on the sand. ⚓💛

 

Wishing you all smooth sailing as we head into 2026 

 

Adaire Palmer

Editor, Coochie Community Online
Aboard Adaire to Dream

 

PS/Sending this newsletter earlier in case folk missed the news of Christmas Eve on the Beach (scroll to the bottom for the Coochie Progress Website)


 

Thank you to the 'REAL' Father Christmas's for entertaining us at the Christmas Eve events. (Image generated by my trusty AI Assistant - any likeness to Santa is entirely intended 🎅)

WELL, L👀KIE HERE!! 

⚓Christmas Eve at Main Beach - Coochie Progress Invites one and all! 🎅🎁
⚓Buzzzzzz, SWAT! It's mozzie season again! Tips to ward the little buggers off!

⚓We have a date!! The Coochie gym will be open for fitness in January!

⚓The Great Toad Bust - Coming in January!

⚓ Local Poet Roger's 'Things that make me sad'

Scroll to the end for 'What's on in December' and 'Standing Items' for events &  key contacts on Coochie 👇👇👇

Trivia Question❓

True or False: Cane toads can survive drinking salty or brackish water by excreting excess salt through their skin.

Answer at the bottom of the newsletter

Tis the Season

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to all 🎄🎁

As the year gently rolls toward its final chapter, there’s something about Christmas on Coochiemudlo Island that just hits differently. Maybe it’s the salty air mixed with tinsel, the thongs instead of boots, or the fact that half your neighbours double as Santa’s helpers, choir members, ferry companions, or raffle ticket sellers.

 

Wherever you are reading this from, on Coochie or beyond, we send you our warmest season’s greetings. May your days be merry, your eskies cold, your mozzies minimal, and your ferry rides smooth.

 

Christmas Eve on the Main Beach  🎅🏖️

One of the island’s most loved traditions returns again this Christmas Eve, with Christmas Eve on the Beach at Morwong, proudly run by Coochie Progress.

 

Here’s what you need to know:

  • Festivities kick off from 4.30pm at Main Beach 

  • Bring your own chairs, food, and drinks

  • Free sausage sizzle for the kids (instant crowd-pleaser)

  • Music for the evening provided by the local church group and the ever-popular Coochie Choir

  • Santa arrives at 6pm sharp (island punctuality applies)

  • Photos with Santa available for $5 per photo, raising funds toward the island’s new community bus

  • Christmas raffles drawn on the night, because someone has to win that mystery hamper

It’s relaxed, family-friendly, and very much “Coochie Christmas” style. No tickets, no fuss, just neighbours coming together as the sun dips and carols float across the sand.

 

Other Festive Happenings Around the Island ✨

 

While Christmas Eve is the big communal anchor, the festive spirit has been quietly popping up all over the island in true grassroots fashion.

 

You might notice:

  • Christmas decorations and creative displays dotted around homes, trees, and community spaces, often appearing overnight like festive island elves have been busy (I've included a small snapshot of some of the lovely displays Coochie folk have created for our enjoyment - see below)

  • Local cafes and community spaces embracing the season with themed treats, friendly catch-ups, and end-of-year cheer (Cheers to the Coochie Crochet Club for the tree decoration at the Main Beach)

  • Informal gatherings, street get-togethers, and neighbourly celebrations, which tend to happen organically this time of year and are very much part of island life

  • Community groups and volunteers wrapping up the year with gratitude, reflection, and the occasional plate of something homemade

 

And of course, the simple island traditions continue. Morning swims. Sunset walks. Kids riding bikes with new confidence and no real sense of the calendar. Adults quietly marvelling at how another year slipped by so fast.

 

Looking Ahead 🌅

 

Christmas on Coochie isn’t about big stages or flashy events. It’s about connection. It’s about showing up, pitching in, and sharing the space we’re lucky enough to call home.

 

Whether you’re joining the gang on the sand at the beach, celebrating quietly at home, or reading along from somewhere further afield, we wish you a safe, peaceful, and joyful festive season.

 

Here’s to community, kindness, and carrying the best of this year forward into the next.

 

See you on the beach 🎄💛

😏


🦟 Charting a Course Through Mozzie Season

They’re small, they’re persistent, and they always show up uninvited… mozzies.


And while we might laugh them off as part of island life, there’s a bit more going on beneath those whiny wings than itchy ankles and dramatic slapping sessions at dusk.

 

This week, we’ve taken a deep dive into where mosquitoes really breed, why some of us are apparently a five-star buffet, and what actually makes a difference when it comes to keeping their numbers down. Spoiler alert: it’s less about sprays and more about what’s quietly sitting in your backyard holding water.

 

The full article, sourced from Redland City Council and lightly scrubbed of bureaucratic barnacles by me and my AI sidekick, is over on Facebook.

 

👉 Click through, have a read, and consider it part of your regular island maintenance.
Your ankles  (AND mine) will thank you. ⚓🦟

You can say it for reals now...I'm going to the gym!
Perfect timing for that New Years Resolution you

fully intend to keep!

Hey Coochie 👋
It’s me again. The Gym.
Refreshed. Repaired. Slightly shinier. Still smells faintly of determination and Deep Heat.

After a 10-month hiatus thanks to Cyclone Alfred, I’m officially back in action and very ready to welcome you through the doors. Old friends, new faces, curious lurkers who keep walking past pretending not to look… yes, you too.

 

New people are absolutely welcome.
You don’t need a six-pack, matching activewear, anything made by Lorna Jane, or a complicated backstory. Just bring yourself. I’ll meet you where you’re at.

 

💙 To my loyal members:
If you paid a membership for 2025, your membership has been extended into 2026, courtesy of the legends at the Coochie Rec Club. No forms, no fuss, just a genuine thank you for sticking with me while I was out of action.

 

And speaking of thanks…


Huge appreciation goes to the Coochie Rec Club, who quietly and persistently did the heavy lifting behind the scenes. From coordinating with council for insurance assessors, keeping the pressure on council so I wasn’t forgotten, to pulling together the finishing touches and equipment once the tradies packed up their tools. That kind of community effort doesn’t happen by accident.

 

Now it’s over to us.
To rebuild routines.
To get stronger, steadier, happier.
To turn “I really should” into “I actually did”.

 

No judgement. No ego. Just a friendly space to move your body and feel better for it.

 

The lights are on.
The doors are open.
I’m ready when you are.

Love,
Your Gym 💪

 

ps/I couldn't be more pumped to welcome our new Gym Coordinator, Jacqui Sanders. Any questions, or need a membership form, contact Jacqui on 0488 664 666

🐸💥 The Great Toad Bust: Buckets, Headlamps & Heroics

 
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It sounds like a bad band name… but it’s actually one of Australia’s most effective grassroots environmental smackdowns.

 

Armed with headtorches, buckets, and a strong stomach, everyday legends across the country recently took part in The Great Cane Toad Bust. The mission? Stop an invasive, toxic pest from hopping its way through our ecosystems like it owns the place.

 

By day, people set clever tadpole traps. By night, they prowled yards, wetlands, and anywhere that went ribbit a bit too confidently. The result? Nearly 200,000 cane toads and tadpoles removed in one week.

 

That’s fewer poisoned pets, fewer dead native animals, and fewer sleepless nights wondering what that squelch was underfoot.

 

Run by Watergum, the Cane Toad Challenge proves that conservation doesn’t have to be boring, beige, or locked behind a grant application. Sometimes it just needs a torch, teamwork, and the willingness to say: Not today, toady, not today!

 

👉 Read the full story, including how it works, why it matters, and how regular humans became eco-heroes after dark.
(Warning: may inspire you to look suspiciously at puddles.)

Coochie - Your Community; Your Contribution🏝🤝😍

📬 Got an idea, event, or organisation you’d like featured? Hit reply to this email, or send a message in a bottle (aka Facebook Messenger) or to editor@coochiecommunityonline.com.

 

If you're looking to make a complaint to council, head to the bottom of this newsletter. You'll also find other info that might be useful.

 

Together, we’ll build a community resource that every Coochiemudlian (and our ML neighbours) will be glad to have in their inbox.

Local Poet Roger Whiting

'Things that make me sad' 

THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD A TO Z
 
A - AWKWARD HUGS, AIRPLANE TOILETS, ANIMAL TESTING, ADOLESCENT EYE ROLLING AND ANIMALS WITH JARS STUCK ON THEIR HEADS
 
B - BEACHED WHALES ,BEING TOLD TO BEND OVER, BOOGERS THAT MOVE WHEN YOU BREATH,BIRDS THAT POOP ON YOU AND BEING ASKED WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG IN THE TOILET

C - CRASHING A BORROWED CAR, COVID, CURDLED MILK AND COMPUTER VIRUSES
 
D - DROPS OF PEE ON A TOILET SEAT.DRESS SHOES WITH BOARD SHORTS, DRIVERS LICENCE PHOTOS AND DROPPED BIRTHDAY CAKE
 
E - ELDERLY PEOPLE AND STAIRS, EIGHT YEAR OLDS PLAYING THE RECORDER. EAR HAIR, AND THE EXTINCTION OF THE DODO
 
F - FISH FLOATING IN YOUR TANK, THE FACT YOU’RE NO LONGER SEVENTEEN, FORGETTING WHERE YOU PARKED YOUR CAR AND FINALLY FIGURING OUT WHO YOU ARE AND YOU DON’T LIKE HIM /HER
 
G - GOOSE STEPPING SOLDIERS, GETTING CAUGHT PICKING YOUR NOSE, GETTING IN A HOT CAR AND GOING TO THE GYNAECOLOGIST….. I IMAGINE
 
H - HURTING SOMEONE, HISSY FITS, HOLY WAR AND HITTING YOUR HEAD ON THE CUPBOARD DOOR
 
I - INSECTS IN DRINKS, INSTANT COFFEE, ITCHY PRIVATES AND INSTRUCTION MANUALS
 
J - JET LAG, JOB INTERVIEWS, JERKS AND JUNKIES
KIDNEY STONES, KNUCKLE SANDWICHES AND KNOWING YOU SMELL
 
L -LIVING BELOW A FLAMENCO DANCER, LOSING YOUR PHONE,LOST LOVE,AND LAUGHING TO HARD YOU PEE YOUR PANTS….I IMAGINE
 
M - MODELS POUTS, MEN IN LINGERIE, MICROPHONE FEEDBACK AND MOSSIES THAT BUZZ YOU IN THE DARK
 
N - NIGHTMARES, THE NON- EXISTENCE OF MAGIC CARPETS AND NEVER BEING FOUND PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK
 
O - OLD MEN WITH A BAD TOUPEE, OUT OF ORDER LIFTS AND OVERPAID EXECUTIVES
 
P - POOP THAT WON’T FLUSH AWAY, PUTTING ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET AND DROPPING IT AND THE POSSIBILITY THAT THE HOKEY POKEY IS NOT WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
 
Q - DEATH OF THE QUEEN
 
R - REMINDING PEOPLE THEY OWE YOU MONEY, RUNNING OUT OF LOO PAPER, RELIGIONS WITH CEOS AND REALISING YOU WEREN’T LISTENING WHEN YOUR WIFE ASKED A QUESTION.
 
S - STUBBING YOUR TOE, STANDING IN SOMETHING , SHAME AND SAND IN YOUR TOGS
 
T - TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE, TAKING ORDERS FROM SOMEONE DUMBER THAN YOU AND MISSING THE HIGH FIVE
 
U - USED TISSUES.UGLY TOENAILS AND HOW UNFUNNY YOUR FUNNY BONE IS
 
V - VEGAN BBQ'S, VARICOSE VEINS AND VERY TALL PEOPLE AT THE MOVIES
 
W - WALKING INTO A SPIDERS WEB, WISHING I WAS ITALIAN AND WAVING BACK AT SOMEONE WHO WASN’T WAVING AT YOU
 
Y - YOUR PRIVATES BEING SHAVED IN HOSPITAL, YODELLING AND YOUR SKIRT GETTING TUCKED INTO YOUR KNICKERS…I IMAGINE
 
THE END
Next week things that make me happy!

Standing items

Island news, community cheer and a little Christmas magic drifting your way.

RFDS Medical Chest on Coochie💊

The RFDS Medical Chest has made it easy for you to get urgent care. (NOT emergency care, you'll still call 000 for that!)

🌴Stay Connected on Coochie 🌴

Life on Coochiemudlo Island is all about community. Whether you’re here full-time, part-time, or visiting, it’s easy to get involved and feel at home.

 

From emergency services and medical contacts to local clubs, sports, and social groups, there are plenty of ways to connect.

Looking for a Justice of the Peace? Want to join the Progress Association, Men’s Shed, or Recreation Club? Keen to play tennis, pickleball, or keep fit at the gym (once it reopens) Or maybe you’d like to explore art, craft, music, or gardening with fellow islanders?

You’ll find it all in one handy place.

👉 Check out the full list of community contacts here

It’s your go-to resource for staying safe, connected, and part of our wonderful island life. 

 

📅Community Calendar📅

Want to know what's coming up? You don't need to wait for us to share, check the calendar right here!

 

Credit: Angela Hoskins for this wonderful resource 🥰

Read More...

Your Local Library

Open Saturdays 9am - Noon (Downstairs)

Open Saturdays 9am - noon. Downstairs in the Community Hall. Pop in and say hi to Pam and Christine. Pick up a book or two. 

Artisan Alley 

Island news, community cheer and a little Christmas magic drifting your way.

Pickleball on Coochie 🥒🎾

Our island crew gathers every Thursday, Friday and Sunday afternoon, rolling in from about 4pm. They’ll move to earlier sessions in the cooler months because no one wants to chase a whiffle ball in full sun unless they enjoy melting for sport.

 

The vibe is wonderfully Coochie: friendly banter, healthy competition, and the occasional “whoops, wrong court” moment. Absolutely no experience required. If you can hold a paddle without accidentally launching it into the trees, you’re already ahead of the game.

 

Want to join the fun or at least come watch the chaos?
Give Dave a buzz on 0408 079 098. He’s the Pickleball oracle around here.

It appears the CIPA Facebook Page has been sucked into that black hole of cyber-space.  CIPA have been keeping members updated on Progress activities and events by email and individuals posts in relevant local groups.  Until the tech issues are resolved, you can also find information on their website, here.

Redland City Council 

Want to make a complaint? Report an issue?

Find out what week your bin goes out? Watch the latest Public Council Meeting? Do that here!

Here is information on how Coochiemudlo residents can contact Redland City Council for various issues.

Individuals can report issues such as potholes, trees, roads, paths, rates, planning & development, and graffiti by phone, email, or submitting a contact form.

Residents can also give feedback, lodge complaints, or seek assistance from the council.

Read More...

Report an Issue

Island news, community cheer and a little Christmas magic drifting your way.

Redland City Council Meeting Webcast offers an archive of past meetings for public viewing.

Have questions?

Visit the help page for assistance.

Did you know you can access recordings of General Meetings, Special Council Meetings, and Special Budget Meetings?

Stay informed about important decisions and discussions within the council.

Visit the Redland City Council Public Meetings archive here.

💡 Answer to Trivia Question:

Cane toads will eat bird eggs and chicks if they can reach them, including ground-nesting shorebirds like curlews, as well as ducklings and other small birds.

They’re opportunistic predators. If it fits in their mouth and they can get to it, it’s fair game.



More info on Cane Toads (and why we're taking no prisoners)...

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